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Jonny, Jonny, Yes I know Jonny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants... biggity-pants
Poopants, poopants
Poopoopants, poopoopants
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopants... poopoopants
Biggity-pants... biggity-pants
Jonny pants, poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
(what, what, what, what?)
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny
Poopoopants
(Why did I want to be like Johnny poopoopants?)
Because he has a good bod, and it's good at times.
(And why all the ladies want to do the touch with him?)
Because he has a too hundered foot slimjim
(Uh what?)
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopants... poopants
Poopoopants... poopoopants
Jonny pants, poopants
Poopoo, poopoo, poopoopants
Jonny, Jonny, Jiggidy Jiggidy Jiggidy Jonny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopants... poopants
Poopoo, poopoo, poopoopants
Jonny pants, poopants
Poopoo, poopoopants
Jonny, Jonny, Jiggidy Jiggidy Jiggidy Jonny
Poopoopants
Oh, shaith
The go-tham remix
Doopid baitch
Listen
Poopoo in the pants
And poopoo in the pants
(Say what?)
Poopoo in the pants
Piggidy poopoo in the pants
(Shiggidy what?)
Jonny likes to sing and dance
Jonny likes to poopoo pants
Jonny likes to sing and dance
Jonny likes to poopoo pants
Poopoo in the pants
And poopoo in the pants
(Say what?)
Poopoo in the pants
And poopoo in the pants
Jonny likes to go to France
Jonny likes to eat the ants
Johnny likes to go to France
Jonny likes to poopoopants
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The democrats pulled out every dirty trick in their bag to damage the confirmation of Judge Alito, yet in the end the only
damage they did was to their own party.
They tried to smear him as a racist and a bigot, but as one blogger puts it, the only smearing that stuck in people’s
mind was of his wife’s mascara.
Before Mr.T was born there were only 25 letters in the alphabet
Mr. T once entered a Hot Dog eating contest. He ate a record 93 hot dogs, a 72 oz. steak, two pedestrians, a
streetlamp, and a judge who called him "that guy from the A-Team".
When asked for his thoughts on vegetarians, Mr. T said:
If god didnt want us to eat animals he wouldnt have made them out of meat Fool.
One night Mr. T took a 10 p.m. train home. He still refuses
to give it back.
The T virus in Resident Evil is based on what happens to a person when they are exposed overwhelming amounts of pity inflicted
by Mr. T. There is currently no cure.
Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock,
and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched
fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference however, is to walk on fools.
Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson.
God was able to create the world in seven days only because he had the aid of Mr. T, a blow torch, and a musical montage.
The only thing to survive a nuclear holocaust would be Mr. T and cockroaches - Mr. T does not like cockroaches... for
that reason and that reason alone Russia and the USA agreed to reduce their nuclear arsenal.
Mr. T was almost involved in a second car crash. To avoid the crash, he folded his arms and slowly shook his head. The
car decided it was safer to avoid Mr. T
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Google won't search for Mr. T because it knows you don't find Mr. T, he finds you.
Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman,
Chuck Norris. It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone.
Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal traquilizers to knock Mr. T out long enough
for a 10 count.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And
regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
As a child MR. T used to go into the sewers of NY and hunt alligators. I know what you are thinking: “There
are no alligators in the sewers of NY”. Yeah...Now!
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T walked in front of a speeding bus. Needless to say, he was charged with 7 counts of manslaughter.
Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris
fifteen minutes to eat three.
The briefcase in Pulp Fiction contained Mr. T's gold chains.
Mr. T wears brass knuckles because he fears the consequences of hitting someone with his bare fists.
Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.
Mr. T once fell into a pool of lava. He nearly drowned.
Mr T once punched his way back to the 80's just to kill Richard Simmonds
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